Help Nathan Get A Honey

Friends, Nathan needs help. Who is Nathan, you ask? Nathan is a fine, outstanding young man from Oregon who, in addition to having gone to Hillsdale College with me, loves reading, puppies, children and long walks on the beach (though not necessarily in that order). Despite all this, Nathan needs help. A lot of help. You see, Nathan needs a girlfriend and thus far, even his best efforts have proved futile. Because of this, an intervention is taking place in his life. A relationship intervention. Due to Nathan's past failures to secure for himself a mate, bold friends of his have decided to hold a fund-raiser, the proceeds of which will go toward getting Nathan a girl of his very own.

The details of the fund raiser are as follows: bid on this autographed 8x10 photo listed on eBay.

Only you can help Nathan, so please bid now.

Why would you want to purchase such a photograph? There are all sorts of uses, such as day-dreaming and hero-worship. In this dark time, we all need heroes to look up to and exemplary examples of masculinity to remind us never to compromise or settle for girlie-men. In fact, after reading this excellent book, Flirt To Convert and learning how I could use my body to help others become Christians, I immediately hit the gym.

So again, dear readers, I return to my original plea: help Nathan. Only you can help raise the necessary capital to help him get a wife, especially in light of present economic uncertainty.

Check out the official website, GetNateADate